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2011年10月1日 星期六

猷太人和中國人做生意

Jews and Chinese doing business
猷太人和中國人做生意




A Chinese goes to a Jew to buy black bras size 38.
一個中國人要跟猶太人買38尺寸的黑色胸罩

The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers.
Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
猶太人以擅於經商聞名 說黑色胸罩很少,很難找,所以一個要美金50元

The Chinese buys 25 pairs.
中國人買了25件

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
幾天後中國人回來找猶太人,
這次訂了50件

The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
猶太人說這更難,一件要60美金

The Chinese returns a month later and buys the Jew’s remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
一個月後,中國人又回來買50件,這次一件要75美金

The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the Chinese, please tell me:
What do you do with all these black bras?
猶太人疑惑,為何有這麼大黑色胸罩的需求。
就問中國人,你是怎麼處理這些黑色胸罩?

The Chinese answers: ‘I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $200.00 each.
中國人回答說我把它剪成一半,
作成猶太人帶的小帽子,
一個200美金賣給猶太人




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